“She wooed them with an all-expense-paid vacation to Cabo San Lucas - complete with private planes, private beaches, and private chefs - and the unspoken promise that their own stars might rise if they stood next to her long enough. It would be something completely unknown to him and would offer me the fresh start I so desperately deserved. “Later that night, over a glass of sauvignon blanc, it occurred to me: a brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina. On why she decided to have vaginal rejuvenation surgery: I saw first hand how that fucks people up. Well, the stripper option was briefly on the table, but heroin? Not a chance. “Considering that I was simultaneously watching fill my shoes entirely and completely take over my life (#SingleWhiteFemale), I'm pretty lucky that I didn't become a fucking crack whore or a heroin-addicted stripper. While I was sure of a handful of things - I could rock the smallest bikini, fuck like a rock star, and make a homemade penne Bolognese that would change your life - I was insecure about my actual ability to make a living.”
“When my life took an unimaginable turn, I was completely unprepared. I'm hoping that my sharing my story will help another struggling mom out there - plus I never intend to give up Del Taco.” In fact, I think it's negligent to ignore problems and hope that with enough sleep and a healthy diet they'll just go away. There is nothing wrong with treating a neurochemical imbalance. “People have criticized me for being open about my use of antidepressent and antianxiety drugs, wondering why I would admit to something like that. Here are some of Glanville's best soliloquies from the book. And more than anything, she rips LeAnn Rimes a new one.īasically, she's been publicly humiliated, has sh*t to say and doesn't give a f*ck. She discusses every minute detail of her vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
But she gets very personal about the drugs she's taken. And she details every morsel of it in this book (holding out only the parts she's legally bound to not disclose). It's first-hand gossip you can savor like a big, juicy steak.Ĭonsidering Glanville became famous only when her husband was caught cheating with an also very married LeAnn Rimes, it's fair to say her life has been in a tailspin for the last few years. It's like one long US Weekly book that never gets boring. Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders by Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville and not-so-ghostwriter Leslie Bruce is the best piece of celeb literature we've ever come across. Is there a Pulitzer category for memoirs by jilted reality stars who like to talk smack about ex-husbands and “bonus moms?” Because if so, this book should win it.Īnd we're not joking for one second.
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